DEVEMOS NOS ATUALIZAR!

>>>>As mudanças dos anos 70/80 para os dias de hoje:
>>>>Antes era:
>>>> Agora é:
>>>>
>>>>creme rinse
>>>> condicionador
>>>>
>>>>obrigado
>>>> valeu
>>>>
>>>>é complicado
>>>> é foda
>>>>
>>>>collant
>>>> body
>>>>
>>>>rouge
>>>> blush
>>>>
>>>>ancião e coroa
>>>> véi
>>>>
>>>>bailinho e discoteca
>>>> balada
>>>>
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>>>> jaqueta
>>>>
>>>>nos bastidores
>>>> making off
>>>>
>>>>cafona
>>>> brega
>>>>
>>>>programa de entrevistas
>>>> talk-show
>>>>
>>>>reclame
>>>> propaganda
>>>>
>>>>calça cocota
>>>> calça cintura baixa
>>>>
>>>>flertar, paquerar
>>>> dar mole
>>>>
>>>>oi, olá, como vai?
>>>> e aê?
>>>>
>>>>cópia, imitação
>>>> genérico
>>>>
>>>>curtir, zoar
>>>> causar
>>>>
>>>>mamãe, posso ir?
>>>> véiaaaa, fui!!!
>>>>
>>>>legal, bacana
>>>> manero, irado
>>>>
>>>>mulher de vida fácil
>>>> garota de programa
>>>>
>>>>legal o negócio
>>>> xapado o bagúio
>>>>
>>>>pasta de dente
>>>> creme dental
>>>>
>>>>cansaço
>>>> estresse
>>>>
>>>>desculpe
>>>> foi mal
>>>>
>>>>oi, tudo bem?
>>>> e aê, belê?
>>>>
>>>>ficou chateada
>>>> ficou bolada
>>>>
>>>>médico de senhoras
>>>> ginéco
>>>>
>>>>superlegal
>>>> irado
>>>>
>>>>primário e ginásio
>>>> ensino fundamental
>>>>
>>>>preste atenção!
>>>> se liga!
>>>>
>>>>por favor
>>>> quebra essa
>>>>
>>>>recreio
>>>> intervalo
>>>>
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>>>> ipod
>>>>
>>>>manequim
>>>> modelo e atriz
>>>>
>>>>retrato
>>>> foto
>>>>
>>>>jardineira
>>>> macacão
>>>>
>>>>mentira
>>>> kaô
>>>>
>>>>saquei
>>>> tô ligado
>>>>
>>>>entendeu?
>>>> copiou?
>>>>
>>>>gafe
>>>> mico
>>>>
>>>>fofoca, ti-ti-ti
>>>> babado
>>>>
>>>>ha ha ha
>>>> uhauhauhauha
>>>>
>>>>fotocópia
>>>> Xerox
>>>>
>>>>brilho labial
>>>> gloss
>>>>
>>>>bola ao cesto
>>>> basquete
>>>>
>>>>folhinha
>>>> calendário
>>>>
>>>>empregada doméstica
>>>> secretária
>>>>
>>>>faxineira
>>>> diarista
>>>>
>>>>vou verificar
>>>> vou estar verificando
>>>>
>>>>madureza
>>>> supletivo
>>>>
>>>>vidro fumê
>>>> insulfilm
>>>>
>>>>posso te ligar?
>>>> posso te add?
>>>>
>>>>tingir uma roupa
>>>> customizar
>>>>
>>>>dar no pé, ir embora
>>>> vazar
>>>>
>>>>embrulho
>>>> pacote
>>>>
>>>>lycra
>>>> stretch
>>>>
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>>>> deprê
>>>>
>>>>beque
>>>> zagueiro
>>>>
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>>>> viatura
>>>>
>>>>atlético
>>>> sarado
>>>>
>>>>peituda
>>>> siliconada
>>>>
>>>>professor de ginástica
>>>> personal
>>>>
>>>>quadro negro
>>>> board
>>>>
>>>>babosa
>>>> aloe vera
>>>>
>>>>lepra
>>>> hanseníase
>>>>
>>>>Ave Maria!!!
>>>> Afffff!!
>>>>
>>>>caramba
>>>> caraca
>>>>
>>>>namoro
>>>> pegação
>>>>
>>>>laquê
>>>> spray
>>>>
>>>>de montão
>>>> pracarai!
>>>>
>>>>derrame
>>>> AVC
>>>>
>>>>chapa dos pulmões
>>>> raio-x
>>>>
>>>>sua bênção, papai
>>>> "qualé", coroa?
>>>>
>>>>você tem certeza?
>>>> ah! fala sério!
>>>>
>>>>banha
>>>> gordura localizada
>>>>
>>>>alisamento
>>>> chapinha
>>>>
>>>>buteco no fim do expediente
>>>> happy hour
>>>>
>>>>costureira
>>>> estilista
>>>>
>>>>negro
>>>> afro-descendente
>>>>
>>>>professora
>>>> tia, profe
>>>>
>>>>senhor
>>>> tiozinho
>>>>
>>>>bunduda
>>>> popozuda!
>>>>
>>>>Amorrrrrrr!
>>>> Benhhêêêêê!
>>>>
>>>>desculpe, mas esta questão que você me submeteu é impossível de cumprir!
>>>> nem fudendo!
>>>>
>>>>olha o barulho!
>>>> ó o auê aí ô!
>>>>
>>>>E ai mano véi, atualizô? Agora vaza geral aí pra galera atualizá também, tá
>>>>ligado?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
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>ha ha ha. . . quer dizer. . . uhauhauha. . .